Starfire-028

Once upon a time, in a land called Wii Fit, there was a street. And on this street there was a Starbucks. And a McDonalds. Right across the street from each other. A tall blonde-haired boy stood behind the counter at Starbucks, wearing a uniform apron and hat. He leaned on the counter in boredom, rapping his fingers on the counter. Closing time came, and fun time began. Volkner snuck into the bathroom at the back of the Starbucks. He reached for a Pokeball and called out his favorite monster. "GO!  SARAH PALIN!" The politician came out in a red beam of light, bearing a gun and a remote control. "It's time," Volkner ordered. "YAS